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The best way to kill a president and to cure cripple man.
Johnny : I want to kill the president
Johnny's Italian friend: Great, I will teach you how to perform the spin and also the infinite spin.
Johnny : Wait, is this a jojo reference.
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An app for aspiring or even current pilots. It is perfect for training, or even being pro. It has three severs to separate you on skill. It has a huge variety of aircraft and airlines. Has nice staff as well. It also has the whole world animated, so perfect for long hauls!
Friend: What are you doing later?
Me: I’m going to fly on Infinite Flight
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When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.
Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.
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1. Out of one into the other, and out of the other into the one.
2. The act of two men mutually fellating.
Those two dudes just constructed an infinite circle in the bathroom.
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You gonna play the Infinite Warfare beta bro? Nope, I'ma pay 60$ for Modern Warfare remastered.
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A psychedelic experience that will rip apart the fabric of space and time through intense sexual interactions. You and your partner(s) will go through time itself, teleporting, fucking, and feeling all known and undiscovered forms of pleasurable experiences simultaneously. It is the only known way to time travel. During Infinite Base, it is common to morph into your spirit animal. Works with up to 4 people. No more. It is wise to use a condom as the risk of pregnancy is guaranteed.
"Bro, guess what base I went to with Stephanie and her friends last night."
"What base?"
"Infinite Base."
"Is that even legal? Did you put back my dad's ladder at least?"
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The worst call of duty in the franchise as of release, can also be used in sentences to describe something that is a failure.
"Man that show was such an infinite warfare."
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