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When fucking a girl from the back, using her shit as lube
Man, i ran out of lube so we decided to just do the dirty Ion
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When common terms do not even grasp the greatness of what something is. That being, when something seen, done, or heard is inexplainable the term is used.
Bobby: Dude, last night two chicks propositioned me for a three way and for some weird reason I said "no."
Trent: What? Your totally fucked up!
Bobby: Yeah, but then three chicks came up, even hotter, and asked for a four-way!
Trent: Ion Busting man!
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Ebonics. Slang way of saying I don't know when you are completely clueless without any idea of what to say.
If you goin 80 miles and hour, how long would it take you to go 80 miles?
Bruh. Ion even know.
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It looks like a 2-door coupe, but it has four doors (2 long forward hinged doors in front, two short rear hinged doors in back, with no pillar between the front and rear doors). It has a rust proof and dent resistant plastic body, it is supercharged and VERY fast (but inexpensive).
If you want an undercover hotrod, get a Saturn ION RedLine without the rear wing. This is the last of the CANNOT rust plastic bodied Saturns, so, if you live in the snow/rust belt, you better buy this one before they're all gone!
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Much like a reunion, the re-goon-ion or regoonion is where a group of friends or associates organize to meet each other to commemorate a previous event, although with much more 'goon' than usual.
Wingus: "Hey Dingus, did you hear about the regoonion tomorrow on South Lawn?"
Dingus: "naaaaah, whats happening?"
Wingus: "Everyones meeting up and shit."
Dingus: "I thought the reunion wasnt till later"
Wingus: "Yeah but this is the re-GOON-ion"
Dingus: "What's the difference?"
Wingus: "Theres gonna be lots more goon than usual."
Dingus: "Ohhhh, k"
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a shitty marker made by smartparts
many people often believe this is a cheap awesome highend marker and then the go suck on a large penis
many markers are Superior to the ion such as
-smart parts vibe
-tippmann 98 custom
-spyder mr2
-jt tac 5
and many more, think before you buy one
dude: dude i just got an ion!!!
other guy:so, do you like taking in the ass on or off the field?
dude goes to play and gets raped
dude: damn my smart parts ion!
common phrases associated with ion
"save a rock throw an ion"
"ions suck large penis"
"wtf how do you change modes on an ion"
"fuck my ion broke"
etc
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