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To die in an unexpected way
Pull a Steve Irwin and die by sting ray, rather than crocodile attack.
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Drummer and the oldest member of the band 5sos. He is also unanimously daddyaf
Your Friend: Ashton Irwin is my fav 5sos member, omg he's like sooooo cute
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Yeah what everyone else says is true about Irwins girls and how they look and act and that stuff, but there are a few who are not like that at all and trust me i know! Some girls there hate the main line factor of the school and even through i think all the girls can hemm kilts very well that doesn't mean they are like all the other girls there. My friends there hate all those blonde girls who wear all the pearls, they are into rock and metal music and don't have to take all this staireotyping from people. Just because there are girls there who are VERY preppy doesn't mean there aren't any other girls there you are the complete opposite!
'I wish that Irwins actually suported individuality, like they say they do. I mean whats up with all this main line preppy stuff?'
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A WAAAAY better school than Baldwin or EA.
p.s. Ford08 (who is obviously a Baldwin FREAK), you didn't even spell "pathetic" correctly (just proves how much dumber Baldwin is than Irwins).
Haverford Hottie: Ew, does that loser-dork who's picking her nose and is trying to wear an xsmall -- even though she is obviously an xlarge -- go to your school, Agnes Irwin Hottie ?
Irwins Hottie: Why no, Haverford Hottie. Dorky sluts don't go to MY school. She must go to...
Haverford Hottie & Irwins Hottie: BALDWIN!
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The act of sharting ones panties at bingo. Usually the shart is so severe that the individual must throw away their panties and continue the bingo session comando.
Katie pulled a Bindi Irwin at Bingo. Laura was quite amused, but Becky was just plain ashamed.
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a former manchester united left back. also a successful erotic fiction writer. his literature can be found under the psedunym marilyn bastardhouse. currently living under the bridge plying his trade as an 18th century highwayman, denis recalls being a young boy struggling to make ends meet, 'i had no money until sir alex taught me water polo'
"look, there's denis irwin, gosh he's grown, he used to be the size of a 1st class stamp"
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to not be confused with someone with style and ease, its the day after you thizz, or pop ecstasy which is when you have that horrible come down. its when your hella tired all day and just wanna rest. sort of like a hangover without the dehydration and yacking.
im steezed irwin right now cus i popped that molly and now im just dumbass tired and clueless.
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