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The best of times, the worst of times. Taking the dark view (plenty of folk to take the bright view), a day of conventional culture-imposed mass hysteria. Families crowd together in small spaces making a specially concentrated stink not to mention fraught atmosphere.
In fact just one day out of 365. Also the reason for millions of birds being kept in very crowded conditions, possibly denied fresh air and daylight. This brought to an abrupt end as abattoirs run red with blood so the Chief Ape can gorge himself silly at annual meatfest. (To be followed by belligerent sounding boxing day and many a boxing day hunt.)
Bloody Christmas again. It's bloody, all right. Never mind, can't be helped. It will pass
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Oh you know. RHE BEST DANM FUCKING HOLIDAY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I mean, COME ON! You got you’re songs, the colors, the story’s, the theme, the weather just everything is DANM perfect. And if someone says Halloween, they either are a fucking emo or they are trying to be original in choosing a holiday that’s not Christmas
Person 1: I can’t DANM wait for Christmas!
Person 2: you like Christmas? Halloweens better
Person 1: alright you fucking emo. Get the hell out of my DANM sight
Person 2: :(
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the only time of the year where it is socially acceptable to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
It's Christmas yay!
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The time of the year where families gather around their trees on December 25th, sheltered from the snow falling outside, drinking hot cocoa and opening presents. This magical time of the year is in celebration of the birth of Christ, who sacrificed himself for our sins.
It's Christmas time
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Solstice (winter in the north, summer in the south) reinvented by Christian masterminds to allow Sin and Guilt to replace existing, more wholesome and life-loving traditions.
It's Christmas! What the hell is Solstice? I thought the fucking world revolved around ME!
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