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ivory chandelier

Cumming on a persons face and chest then shinning a flashlight in their eyes.

She got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. I think Im in love.

by StashDiz August 2, 2017


cream of ivory

its a creamy substance that ivory colored

did you drink some cream of ivory yesterday?

by BluetreesYT August 29, 2023


Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.

"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."

by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023


Ivory Fretboard

You go anal on your parter while air guitaring the solo to Stairway to Heaven on your penis.

I hooked up with Jessica last night, we put on a Led Zeppelin CD and I totally Ivory Fretboarded her.

by good god I'm good May 4, 2009


Ivori

A cool ass nigga with a big dick. Most likely has really well known and funny.

Girl: “who is he
Other girl: “Oh that’s just Ivori he has so much BDE

by CoolioDaMenace November 22, 2021


ivoried

Being sauced to the point of no recollection.

"You will be fine, i doubt you would get ivoried."

by blikheeeem July 22, 2022


hang over the ivory

Male: Using a urinal or a toilet bowl to urinate.

Gonna go hang over the ivory, be right back!

by Uriyya December 3, 2010