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he is so amazing!
he is caring,kind,cute,lovable, he has and amazing sense of humor and i hope he see's this and knows its me.
he is the one of the best people you'll ever meet.
him: your smile just makes my day!
me: umm no XD
him: yes! its beautiful!
me: aww thanks jacob
5👍 5👎
A male usually annoying and overly playful with a kind heart and good intentions looking for nothing but the best but seems to search in the wrong places
Gosh the guy we met yesterday was such a Jacob
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A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
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A loser with not a lot of friends who hangs out in the back coner and talks to his testicles named ben and jim!
That kid is being such a Jacob!
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Such an amazing guy. You’ll never meet someone as nice as Jacob. He’s funny, tall, strong af, and he is the coolest guy of all time. If you have a Jacob in your life, you should be grateful. Everybody names Jacob is a fucking angel and they are all perfect 🙂
“I wish I knew someone called Jacob”
“I know right? Jacob is just so perfect”
10👍 11👎
An utter cunt who's only purpose is to fail at life. His face looks like someone has thrown a grenade into a meth addicts vagina and let the giblets rot. His mother was so ashamed of birthing such a cretin that she threw him down a flight of escalators to try and do the world a favour by getting rid of the bastard
That guy's an utter asshole, what a total Jacob
10👍 11👎