Jake

A young psychopathic man who likes to burn objects, take multiple shits on the floor and eat meth for breakfast, lunch & dinner. He is not intelligent and get's A's in every subject because he sucks. He has a disease because he is love sick. He has a deep, often depressing, feeling of wanting to find love because he is so single. And he likes someone starting with A, B, C, D or E. I love him very much. He leaks everywhere.

Jake is a tool

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jake

is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..

have you seen kristen's jake?

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Jake

A funny friend who is always there for you and is very nice and is really cool.

Jake your so funny

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jaked

To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.

Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.

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Jake

a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.

look at him, he must be jake

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jakes

1.A street slang for pigs , feds,or any other kind of ilumminati driven snakes.
:Derived from the bull shit T.V show about Dumb pigs entitled: "JAKE and The Fat Man"

*Example:taken from "Track 20" on Killarmy's (2003)album"Fear,Love,& War"

Here comes the JAKES red alert; They got trampled on; A COP lost one arm; Kilarmy still live on stage during Red Dawn; Hey yo where's the obsticle, anythings possible; Allah sees everything kid, check the optical.

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jake

The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy

Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...

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