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If you don’t like beef jerky, you probably won’t like Jerky Bitch. Jerky Bitch describes a girl whom has a small figure, mean, paranoid and bitchy. However, this type of the girl usually has a pretty face, and it can be a cloak. To distinguish Jerky Bitch, you need to carefully monitoring her behaviours; asking yourself questions: has she’s been bitchy, mental, and how she’s dealing with others.
Most Jerky Bitches are Taurus. Taurus is the perfect match for Scorpion. We know Scorpion is the bad boy in the 12 horoscope. So the meanest bad boy needs a meanest bad wife.
Jerky Bitch
Where you put you and your gay partners erected penis together in each side of a chinese finger trap and masturbate vigorously until the warm cum diludes the paper trap and frees you and your partners penis.
Me and Jack tried Worm Jerky last Friday night.
Chewy, tough, fried cheese.
Often found on the edge of (as a result of overflow) a cheese based food.. as in a grilled cheese sandwich, or the corner piece of a tray of baked mac n' cheese. This vegetarian jerky is prized by many oily-lipped gluttons.
My brother just made a batch of straight-up cheese jerky in the George Forman grill
Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee
Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?
The act of penile manual stimulation utilizing fecal matter as lubrication.
I saw some straight up raunchy Japanese porn where a dude got some Hershey Jerky from a tranny with traveler's diarrhea.
When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.
Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.