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1.pn.\ A Jim of unmatched burliness and machismo. Akin to a LumberJack, but much more refined and worldly.
2. adj.\ one who creates havoc around himself.
"Boy, that Arnold Schwartzenegger is almost as manly as Lumberjim"
Jimbo's Evolution is when you insert yourself inside of a crocodile while watching anime, this will open a black portal taking your house and family, starting a chaos chain of mayhem
Katie, did you hear about Ethan, he accidentally commenced Jimbo's Evolution
A snippet of code that would make any sensible developer raise their eyebrows over their head
Jake: Hey Lorey, did you get the GLua snippet from Mr. X?
Lorey: Yeah. I haven't taken a look at it though.
Jake: *Takes a look, raises eyebrow to ceiling*
Lorey: What's wrong?
Jake: It's... It's jimbo code...
Lorey: Oh god...
a crackhead (mostly Mexican) who walks up and down the outside steps saying UNO Mas! (A shot specifically of Jose Cuervo) When all he wants is just 1 last blast of crack
"HEY LOOK!, There's a jimbo legs"
Get the dog away from the door its just a jimbo legs making that racket just keep outta sight and keep it down he will get tired and eventually leave
knock, knock
whose there
its Jimmy
hold on
*Shit jimbo leg is out there again go grab the Jose so he will leave on the double*
When a man pisses inside a condom then it is frozen and a woman uses it like a penis/dildo.
Stephanie was super kinky with the Frosty Jimbo I made her last night.
A Sweet Jimbo is when you don’t clean up after jizzing all over your own meat and 2 veg, and let the cume dry, forming a frost-bitten look of crusty dried cume on your private bits
Girl 1: So I get over to his place and find him waiting for me on the dining room table, legs akimbo, and he'd given himself a Sweet Jimbo like I'm supposed to be impressed... I mean he IS huge so it's impressive but like...
Girl 2: I'm frothin' at the gash!
Girl 1: Girl, you nasty.
The Redneck God of everything. He has infinite knowledge. He can fix any problem using beer cans and other various household items. He invented science. And he sees the evil in today's government.
Lord Jimbo knows all, and we shall pray.