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The delicious creamy substance that shoots out of my man's hard cock and down my throat.
His cock exploded, and a hot stream of jizz shot down my waiting throat, bringing a smile of pleasure.
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the "icing" they put on your cinnabon at the airport.
i got a cinnabon when i landed,it had the servers jizz all over it! It still looked good!
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Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
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Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
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An upbeat swinging genre of music most notably played for the Cantina music in star wars
*Seriously thats what it is look it up*
Dude 1: Omg I just jizzed so hard.
Dude 2: Nigga, what?
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1. n Male Ejaculate
2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian
Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."
Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
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well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.
"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."
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