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dried man juice tangled in pubic hair
"After all that sloppy sex last night, I had the worst jizzy frizzles I needed to comb it out!"
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To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.
I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.
Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?
I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.
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when you get a strike in bowling and the pins are thrown out of the way by the ball and explode in an awsome fashion
wow you just bowled that ball so hard, you would've gotten a jizzy jill if it hadn't gone in the gutter.
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when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl's throat
Sarah was blowing Jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a Jizzy Jake, stimulating her gag reflex.
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African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.
jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.
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The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation
Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.
The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.