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Angelina Jolie

Actress born June 4, 1975 in Los Angeles, California. Daughter of actor Jon Voight. Starred in movies such as Gone in 60 Seconds, Gia, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Don't Say A Word, Life or Something Like It, Original Sin, Girl, Interrupted, and more. Currently dating Brad Pitt and is pregnant with his child. Formerly married to Billy Bob Thornton and Jonny Lee Miller. Adopted 2 children, Maddox and Zahara.

She is known for her big lips (the ones on her face, get your mind out of the gutter, you perverts!) ;) She is very attractive, but IMHO, she is overrated. There are plenty of celebrities who are just as attractive or even more so and don't get nearly as much attention as she does.

Angelina Jolie is an attractive actress who has been in many films.

by jessica201978 January 29, 2006

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jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.

It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

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Saccone Joly

Anna and Jonathon Saccone-Joly are the most famous family vloggers in Britain. They use cold showers as a form of punishment and for more than 10 years they have knowingly provided a daily supply of material for kiddie diddlers.

They have now joined TikTok to provide kiddie diddlers with fresh new inappropriate content of their children in various stages of costume, undress, and lip syncing to adult and sexually themed music.

Jonathan is proud to have won the "clas ohlson Celebrity Dad of the Year". A fake award from a furniture outlet who appreciate the type of content he provides.

From television show Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over, "So Jonathan Saccone Joly, how would you feel about pedophiles masturbating over your kids?"
Jonathan Saccone Joly, "I mean....is that a bad thing?"

by hedgesdlux January 19, 2020

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Angelina Jolie

The most beautiful and sexy babe in Hollywood. Has that charm about her that no one can resist.

I would do anything to get my face between Angelina's legs.

by tHuGnMe April 14, 2004

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angelina jolie

Hollywood actress many people accuse of being a home wrecker, even though it usually takes TWO to have a relationship.

If someone cheated on Jennifer Aniston, it was Brad!

I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.

by luizza July 1, 2006

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The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

by kagomey May 15, 2013


jolie lips

-to have lips just like Angelina Jolie.
(large, round, nice shaped lips)

She's pretty fine with those Jolie Lips.

by Jono Fox November 3, 2007

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