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Most perfectest, amazingest person to walk the planet earth=)
He's perfectly amazing, must be a Jordan.
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The most beautiful, nice, cool person i have ever laid my eyes on.
Guy 1- You know that Jordan girl?
Guy 2- Yeah what about her?
Guy 1-She is SO hot
Guy 2- I KNOW!!!! She has one hell of a lucky boyfriend.
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A Jordan is used to describe the most awsome guy in the world. Jordans can make you feel safe without even trying. He can make you laugh more than anyone else, and he loves to surprise you with kisses and slaps to the ass. They have wicked music skills and love to adventure. Jordans tend to be very intense and affectionate. He also has very soft genitals. A Jordan is like a white Usher, because of his great ability to get girls off.
Girl 1- "Did you see that guy? I bet his girlfriend is always satisfied!"
Girl 2- "Yeah, I noticed him, he's tottaly a Jordan..."
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Used to describe certain pairs of shoes endorsed by Michael Jordan which are very popular with basketball players and shoe collectors alike.
-There are two types of jordan shoes
1. Team Jordan
2. Air Jordans (Jordan I-XXIII)
AIR Jordans are generally of the higher quality and much hype is usually surrounded by each release.
You can always see me rockin' a fresh pair of Jordans.
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A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.
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A asian boy who prays to the buddha and shoves chopsticks up peoples asses
Oh that chopstick is so deep Jordan push it in harder
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