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A jort is a person who is scummy, annoying, rude etc. No jort is ever nice, believe me you will never find a nice jort EVER.
"Hey you see that idiot over there?" "That guy is such a fuckin jort.
The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.
“Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”
Another Word For Busting A Nut (Cumming)
I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.
Someone who is drowning in the pussy. Mainly becausr of his enormous amount of populairity.
Look at that Jort over there, he sure is smashing tonight!
This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.
Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.
A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”
“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”