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Kale Jail

Being on a strenuous diet, a term originally coined by accomplished MMA fighter Lucas Rosa

Man, I'm going to be in kale jail until I get my summer body back!

by The ultimate definor 3 June 30, 2023


kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kinky Kale

It's a smoothie at boost juice

Although it is also a name for someone that likes a bit of sass

That's some Kinky Kale

by JE AND TI September 1, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kalee

A girl who loves a guy named Kadin and hangs out with him but dosent ask him out she laughs hard and loud because she aims amazing and is upssessed with Zelda

Omg KALEE is hanging out with that Kadin guy again!

by LaurenCook December 16, 2016

1πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016


Kale Daddy

Like a sugar daddy but YOU pay the kale daddy to be your daddy.

My kale daddy asked me to send a pic of me covered in salad leaves

by Nova the Nov August 18, 2018


Alternative Kale

Bacon

β€˜Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
β€˜It’s got bacon.’
β€˜Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 21, 2018