Being on a strenuous diet, a term originally coined by accomplished MMA fighter Lucas Rosa
Man, I'm going to be in kale jail until I get my summer body back!
It's a smoothie at boost juice
Although it is also a name for someone that likes a bit of sass
That's some Kinky Kale
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A girl who loves a guy named Kadin and hangs out with him but dosent ask him out she laughs hard and loud because she aims amazing and is upssessed with Zelda
Omg KALEE is hanging out with that Kadin guy again!
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Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.
I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.
Like a sugar daddy but YOU pay the kale daddy to be your daddy.
My kale daddy asked me to send a pic of me covered in salad leaves
βYo try this broccoli salad. Itβs vegetarian.β
βItβs got bacon.β
βNah bro, thatβs alternative kale.β