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A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.
I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.
The Kentucky Plug is a sex position where the man puts his thumb in a woman who is on her period to stop the bleeding
“Omg Lauren he gave me the Kentucky plug last night in bed it was so hot it went in so deep in my vag”
When you are having sex with a woman from behind and stick your thumb in her butthole.
Brandon: “She let you stick your thumb in her ass?”
Scott: “Yeah I gave her that Kentucky thumb!”
The description of someone who is ferociously fried.
Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”
the act of shitting into another persons butthole, and having them shit out the shit that you shit into their ass onto your chest.
i gave jonny a kentucky dumptruck last night after we went out for coffee.
Inserting your thumb into a wound to stop or slow the bleeding.
She ran out of tampons so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb.
Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"
Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."