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A Turd that looks like King Kong finger
King Kong finger came out Gurm's ass the other day !
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The very common natural phenomenon of black men and blonde women being sexually attracted to each other, sometimes more so than women and men from their own races.
(White man telling his friend that he was just dumped by his blonde girlfriend for a black man) “My girlfriend just left me for a fucking black guy”. White guy’s friend - “Damn son, that’s the King Kong Complex in full affect)
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Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.
King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."
Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"
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A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.
1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
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a large turd, usually whole and compact.
"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"
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When a big(big being tall or large) guy is into short girls.
Jeff is 6'4"
Jeff is dating a girl that is 5'4"
Jeff has a king kong complex
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