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A kite that is spawned, and flown, out of your asshole
"That's a really nice ass kite, nick jonas."
"Thanks, i have no friends"
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Phrase meaning your high as a motherfucker. The stage after being high as a kite. Just really fucked up.
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(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.
Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!
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When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.
Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top
When a girl's tampon string hangs out of her underwear/bathing suit etc.
Did you see Sharon at the pool yesterday? She was kite tailing hardcore.
A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.
Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.
Burst Kite pronounced Bus Kite, is another name for a promiscuous woman.
When a Kite is Burst it cannot follow a direction and as a result it flies anywhere and everywhere.
That girl is a burst kite, we ran a train on her last week!
Look at that Burst kite nah, me and my partner tired hit that!