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Avril Lavigne

Insipid Canadian wannabe punk rocker whose diction sometimes mimicks that of Snake from The Simpsons. Feels compelled to insert vulgar swear words into her lyrics to prove how bad-ass she is, which is a blatant disregard for the demographic who actually purchase her music...That is, 10 year old girls who don't know what kind of girl Avril is, because we can't use the C-WORD around 10 year old girls.

Avril Lavigne is a talentess, insincere, lobotomised piece of excrement who shows tendencies towards a narcissistic personality disorder.

by VixluvsRHCP January 16, 2008

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Avril Lavigne

the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson

avril is in no way punk rawk.

by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005

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Avril Lavigne

A pop singer who likes to call herself 'punk'.


see: poser

"I wish everyone whould stop saying that I'm not "punk"! God damnit, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the sh*t I do!" -Avril Lavigne

by Jadyn May 15, 2005

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Avril Lavigne

A complete poser who thinks she's a punk just because she's wearing ties and studded belts. Wanted to make a new kind of music when she first started out, but the music is just as similar as Hilary Duffs and Ashlee Simpsons.
When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image.
Don't even know what punk rock is first of all.
Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me!!
That's so pathetic.

Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like?
I don't wanna know!

Avril Lavigne: Oh my gaaawd, I'm like, soo punk raaaawk!

12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril! Rock on! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie!

Me: Go screw you guys..

Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face!

Me: Sure, and then I will die or what?

Avril: Yeah! That's, like, so true, dude!

Me: *Punching Avril in the face*

And Avril dies. *Doing the wave*

Moahhahahahaha....

by rancid_fan July 14, 2006

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avril lavigne

A Canadian pop singer who gets categorized as punk by the mainstream media because of her general appearance and image. She tends to get bashed by most punk fans and is considered a poseur and tends to be contradictory.

Today, punk princess Avril Lavigne married her long time boyfriend -- some idiot at MTV News.

by Boxcar1565 February 6, 2008

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Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne is a Canadian singer who released her first CD in 2002. She has a fanbase across the world due to her talent and her "Fuck you I'll do what I want" personality. Many people believe she is a "Wannabe punk star" when she states in many interviews she is not punk or trying to be punk, seriously you guys need to get over yourselves <3. She has four studio albums and is releasing her 5th this year (2013). Avril has never lip synced except in music videos cause you are kind of forced to.

Person 1)"Have you heard Avril Lavignes new single"
Person 2)"Lol no, that wannabe punk whore sucks"
Person 1)"Oh that's cool"
*Person 1 then gouges person 2's eyes out with a fucking machete"

Cop) "What happened here?"
Person 1)"He said Avril Lavigne is a wannabe punk whore"
Cop) "That cunt deserved to die "

by Adelf Heetler July 19, 2013

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avril lavigne

a wannabe punk rocker. she sucks at life and wishes she was talented. anyone who thinks avril is punk is either a poser or really retarded

Poser: Avril Lavigne is SOOOOO punk
Punker: *punches poser* You don't know real punk

by Andrulf April 10, 2007

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