Lazy Lobby

People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.

John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.

Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

Lazy Grey

An Australian $100 note.
Also an Australian hip hop artist.

"how much money you got bra?" "Mate, i've got a Lazy Grey."

also "have you checked Lazy Grey's new 12"?"

Lazy hole

1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.

2.When your girl won't have sex with you.

Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.

Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole

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fap and lazy

derived from the term "fat and lazy." when one person spends their friday night sitting in their basement fapping and playing minecraft instead of going to a football game with all of their friends.

grahams so fap and lazy.

Socially lazy

A potential social butterfly but is a nerd as well and does not like socialising.

Is often quite, except with his/her friends, only social butterflies will try to be friends with this person, while he is really accepted by everyone.

While often accepted by everyone, they are not accepted by people they actually like, mostly because they are confused with a social carcinogen.

Joseph: "Hey Hannah do you wanna go out with me?"

Hannah: "I don't go out with people who are socially lazy."

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Lazy library

Google books. Where you look to next when the libraries are closed, or if you're just plain lazy

Jim waited until midnight to start his research paper, so he took a few caffeine pills and opened up the lazy library

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