Lint Balls

A condition caused by shagging a skinny or anorexic woman.

If a woman is very skinny and /or has no ass, she can cause 'lint balls' by causing a man to drag his testicles across the bed sheet while he copulates with her, thus picking up lint.

Used to describe a slender or thin woman, or one with no curves.

A chick with no ass.

Roberto asked Fred, "Hey man, would you bang Jenny?"
"No way," Fred replied, "She's too scrawny, I might get lint balls. I need a girl with some booty!"

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Pocket Lint

something left behind by small orphans when they try to pick your pockets and find no money, they leave this behind so that there may be evidence of their existence as they are not normally noticed by people as no one cares about them.

omg i found pocket lint in my pocket a orphan must have visted my pocket

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penis lint

a piece or pieces of lint trapped between the shaft and the ballsack

Randy checked for penis lint.

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ass lint

tiny pieces of feces/boxers that reside at the beginning of ur ass crack

Eww i jus wiped my ass and there was ass lint all over the toilet paper

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Lint Trap

When a girl give an uncircumcised man a blow job and the foreskin has underwear lint trapped in the foreskin.

Patty when I gave Marvin a blow job lastnight it tasted like licking the lint trap of the dryer!

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naval lint

The fluff or lint that you get in your belly button, Always blue in colour regardless of t-shirt/shirt colour.

There are many theories on this topic, One being that the colour of the lint is in correlation with the colour of garment you are wearing at the time. This is NOT true, if you see photographs of different coloured lint, they have been photoshopped or Paint shop pro'd (depending on which you prefer, Lesser minded people usually prefer Paint shop pro studies have been done).

person 1) OMG I have pink naval lint in my belly button. . .
person 2) Dude no you don't, it has to be blue.
Person 1) Yep it does, I photoshoped this, harhar har. . ..

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pulling lint

Boredom- to the point where even home conforts and personal interests have lost all appeal. Can lead to impulsive behaviour and the need to get away as the person in question tries to rid themselves of continual periods of inactivity. The title refers to pulling lint from ones clothing.

I've been pulling lint for weeks now ever since I lost my job, even the things I used to enjoy have now been rendered uninteresting and tedious.

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