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An eponym: the SI unit for measuring penis (1 Logan= pi inches of penis). The original Logan was a member of the Harvard Glee Club sometime in the mid-90s.
The average erect male penis measures 2 Logans in length and 1/2 Logan in diameter.
I am soft-packing for that coveted 3-Logan look.
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A large white mammal built like a brick-shit-house can also be called a Grock or Grot. It is found mainly in the UK around Manchester, where it roams the streets (approach with extreme caution and be equipped with tranquilizers).
Oh look theres Logan, Shit RUN! Arghhhh.....
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An uptight boy who usually looks younger than most his age. They are typically left-handed.
Person A: "Is he even allowed to be here?"
Person B: "who?"
Person A: "The 12 year old."
Person B: "Nah, that's just a Logan."
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a logan probably smells like freshly picked ass. he almost all the time looks like a step dad. no one can decide on whether he looks 12 or 43. he can be nice only some of the time but most of the time he is a full time dipshit. also if your logan only ever plays video games he is most definitely gonna have scoliosis. logans also never show emotion.. rip.
logans also love being called "logi" or "logbear" or "lolo" or "wogan" or "booger"
good luck!!
*cries*
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A giant Decepticon with praying mantis powers, causing him to be dubbed "Predacon". He is adept at sending immense amounts of spam at one time.
Logan Predacon spam praying mantis
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Logan's are typically nice to people, they try there best to leave a good impression on you, but kinda spam undertale memes. At least Logan's try their best and are nice, smart and generous to those around them as long as you don't get on their bad side. Logan's aren't always good though and Bad Logan's always decide to go for Good Geals when it comes to romance, typically placing their bed, next to theirs. Logan's also like Eggs and bread and always say them out of context followed up with a 👍.
Logan: Egg 👍
Another Logan: Bread 👍
Every Logan: 👍
That one Logan I know: is that a geal 😩😩👍👍 Si Papi 🥵🥵🥵
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- cranium larger then schlong
(never mind apparently?)
- recently discovered hygiene
- most definitely has a secret scrotum piercing
- smells nice
the other day i was watching rectal seggs and one of the stars was such a logan.