When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!
Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!
a real annoying Chinese man a popular name in China and isn't good at soccer
"Hes a real Jun-Long"
"i know he cant play soccer"
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The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.
"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."
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Long paper is when you make the big bucks. The big fuckin' bank. The big dollars. Like when A-Rod gets paid 260+ million over 10 years. Or when that jew bitch from Facebook throws a party.
The jew is throwing down the long paper tonight yo.
NBC execs come all up on Joe Rogan to rehost the re-release of Fear Factor. Joe says, "Yeah I'll do it, but only for the long paper niggaz".
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When you're playing golf and utilize something on or around the course to make your drive longer. A cart path, bounce it off a tree or the roof of a house etc. Usually done on accident.
Guy hits a drive that bounces on the cart path and rolls another 200 yards toward the hole
Friend: "That's fucking bullshit!"
Guy: "That's sneaky long my friend."
Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.
(v. or noun) Action during sexual intercourse when a male deliberately uses the entire length of his penis to fully enter, then nearly exit, his partner in repetitive, slow motions.
"I want to long stroke that ass."
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