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noun - To be extremely fatigued from playing the EA Sports video game "John Madden NFL Football," This can happen after playing a series of either the Ultimate Teams MUT H2H, or a series of "Weekend League" Games.
Effects of Madden Fatigue include-Erectile Dysfunction, Making bad reads and getting frustrated, Playing extremely aggressive, and instant death.
viewer 1: Mayzomatic threw 4 picks that game, hes ass
viewer 2: nah he was drunk af and also madden fatigue
viewer 1: i guess you're right
An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.
Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.
John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?
Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.
John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.
An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!
Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.
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Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.
Madden 22 sucks, I would never buy it.
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The act of loving a stale ass video game. That has features invented 20 years ago and calls it brand new.
Someone who can't be and will not be and refuses to see and tell the truth.
Madden Fan-Hey John I bought the new madden! It's the best one yet, its like a whole new game.
Hey madden fan did you know you have to pay for more features separate from the game/ or they took out features?
Madden Fan-It doesn't matter its still raw. I don't care for features i just want to throw a ball and call it the best.
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A guy who plays Madden all the time and talks of nothing else. He has probably never seen a real football in his life, or doesn't have enough friends to play even a casual game outside. He will run out to buy the new Madden games the minute they release, and will always proclaim this year's game is totally better than last year's.
"Dude, Joe is such a Madden Fag. I don't think he's ever picked up another game in his life."
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Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!
John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."
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