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when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.
"HAHA you loser, KEEP MALDING"
The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.
The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
When someone is so mad they start balding.
Sam and Nathan are malding while playing Siege
when you’re so mad you start balding
holy shit i’m malding rn, i hate comp. there’s so many sweats
Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.
So bad, so mad! Simply malding
When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.
This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"
"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"
"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"
"Oh he must be malding right now!"