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Starting Power Forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. Known infamously for being a black redneck who enjoys such white trash things as 18wheelers & wrestling. Also known for being the dirtiest player in the NBA (use of the flying elbows to other people's head, his kickjumpers onto defender's nuts), he is the ultimate cheapshot artist and should die without an NBA championship. Since he could not lead his own team to the ring, he had to bandwagon onto the Lakers so that Shaq & Kobe carry his dirty ass to the title this year. A real grade A douchebag. Also picks on smaller guys & consistently fails in the clutch.
Oh my God, Karl Malone just elbowed some smaller guy in the throat!
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When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.
I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.
A true friend that doesn't talk bad about you behind your back. She's very pretty and nice.
Wow she's a maia malone
A word used to describe a person who pulls off consistently gnarly moves, whether it be in surfing, skating, or any other aspect of life.
"Bro, did you see that huge backside air Steve just busted, that was Gnarl Malone"
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Charles Penniman, a rapper from the west coast. Signed to Sony records after turning down major labels like interscope and def jam.
Has a new album "The beach cruiser" coming out with a hot single called Certified with Akon on the hook. The beat is amazing.
"Akon and Glasses"
Its luda vision bitch, im the soul of the crew
got these girls on my heels like the soul of my shoe
Got two up in the kitchen let it simmer and cook,
kon break it on down and deliver the hook
"Yo that boy Glasses malone is the shit!!!"
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Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.
It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone
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anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.
"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."
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