Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)

Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.

martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."

"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."

Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.

She has Martian hair.

Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart

"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"