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The second or so after a light turns red used to make it past the intersection before the other light turns green.
Used Mostly in Massachusetts where most douche bags live and driving laws do not really apply at all.
Doug: Dude, you just ran that red light
Katt: I got it man, where in Lowell its a Massachusetts Green Kiiidd.
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At an intersection unregulated by a traffic light, making a left turn by pulling halfway out into the road to block oncoming traffic while waiting for a gap in the other lane.
So common in Massachusetts that drivers will stop and wait for a left-turner, even when they have the right of way.
- You're pretty late today.
- Yeah, I got stopped by like four people making Massachusetts lefts.
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Ashland, or "Trashland" as Hopkinton and Holliston like to say, is a typical example of a suburban New England town that recently got a train station and considers itself more urban than the surrounding towns because of it. Then it builds a new school and million dollar houses while the selectmen bitch about how the town treasury is empty. Located between Worcester and Boston, the kids like to pretend they're from the city, but do nothing but "hang at the rez", specifically the pumphouse or rope swing, and take the 20 minute trek to the Natick Mall cause the only retail stores are on the Framingham side of town, and one must be fluent in Spanish or a number of Indian dialects to make any purchases.
"Looks like we're stuck in Ashland, Massachusetts again cause I got a flat tire on the pike and my car can't handle route 9. Let's go to the pumphouse and get stoned"
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Town in southeast massachusetts, sandwiched between fall river and new bedford. The area is mostly known for over emphasizing the importance of high school basketball and football. Most of the best players are idolized and turned into local celebrities and then never amount to much in the rest of their lives. On the other hand, they have a great music department, and a beautiful harbor and many beautiful beaches. In the north side of town there are housing projects, a mall, and a very commercialized district that stretches a few miles.
ex: A: "Dartmouth, Massachusetts? Yea, Ryan and Norm used to be so good"
B: "Yea, I know. What are they doing now?"
A: "Who cares. Probably nothing."
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Newton: City mostly filled with white jewish people.
South side of Newton: A whole other story!
Newton South kids first cars range from bmw's to acura's to benz's. In order to 'fit in' your shirt must cost more then $40 and your pants must cost atleast $60.
Newton South kids are the true definition of Jewish American Princes/Prince.
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Rochester is a small town located in Southern Ma. It was once the area of Marion and Mattapoisett as well, but it was separated into 3 separate towns naming it the tri-town. However, it is less known out of the three towns... basically because it is mostly trees.
There is a center of town, with a place to eat, a market, a bank, a bookstore, a daycare, and a hair salon - and they are all connected. Across the street is the post office, the library, the town hall, and a church. Other than that, two other stores on either side of town, that could almost be considered in Freetown (Lloyd's Market), and Wareham (Adrian's).
The town carries the nickname of "cow town" even though no one has ever seen a cow there, just horses. They do hold a 'County Fair' every year but it is extremely pathetic and people pretend to be country. It's actually hilariously incorrect and a waste of time.
The elementary school district is fantastic, and all of the kids are friends. Then once the kids reach 7th grade, they are mixed with the little bitches from Marion and Mattapoisett, where the clicks are formed and the drama begins.
The cheerleaders are surprisingly NOT the popular girls, in fact the dance team gets cheered on more than they do. The popular kids are the jocks, any girl or guy to play a sport. The teachers treat the students like they are in preschool and add stricter rules each year.
Rochester, Massachusetts
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A Rich City locacated close to Boston that is large enough to be a state, and is inhabited by mostly white people.
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