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mauri is a guy who loves his girlfriend named kaitlyn
he loves his girlfriend more than anything
he loves everything about her
mauri and kaitlyn 😋🥰
onsistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.
You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury
An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
verb, to be a girl, fooled around and used by a guy much older than you, just for his personal pleasure.
Look at that, it seems that he just hit it and quit is, Lisa just got mauried!
To be killed on The Maury Show
News reporter #1: Sha Tea was then stabbed on the tv show Maurey
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"
a person who is fucking teribel at math
im so stupid
yeah like maurie
facts
A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.
"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"