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The favorite child of every family.
Mom, who do you love more? Me or Mauri?
Of course I love Mauri more!
An adjective often used to describe an amazing friend, a gorgeous person, or someone you wish you had. See also, Maurilicious, Maurielicious.
A: Did you see that girl?!
B: Yeah, she's a Mauri.
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Mauri is a very handsome guy. He is Asian and very very attractive. Some call him sexy and cute, others call him a charm.
He is very loyal and will never end the relationship. He also shows lots of respect for women.
Mauri your so cute...
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Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.
Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
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A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.
"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"
"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"
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Television show that makes me sad knowing so many kids
have slut moms and unknown daddys :)
You are not the father
- Maury
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The most brain-damaging show on the planet.
Paul: I just watched Maury, and now my brain's starting to melt!
Akoua: Ya I know.
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