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a super sexy swimmer who is powning 2008 beijing olympics
michael phelps is fuckking awesome
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a hot and awesome swimmer who won 8 gold medals in the beijing 08 olympics.
person 1: did you watch the olympics?
person 2: heck yes, whho wouldn't want to see michael phelps?
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Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.
For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.
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I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet
When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.
Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.
Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."
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What every fish in the sea wants to be
Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.
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An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.
(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.