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millennial

An overgrown malignant cancerous tumor on society

Literally all millennials should just kill themselves

by fuck_urban_dictionary_by_allah June 18, 2020

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Millennial Plans

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment

Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans

by rtalati January 17, 2022

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Millennial Promotion

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

by Shmavery December 10, 2018

2896πŸ‘ 401πŸ‘Ž


millenni-ill

The short-lived, Monday-morning illness that overcomes millennials after a long, holiday weekend.

Lauren is feeling millenni-ill this morning. She claims she needed a little more sleep, and would try to come later when she feels better.

by JLaCarter November 26, 2018


Golden Millennial

A senior citizen who is glued to their cell phone, usually reading news or scrolling through Facebook.

Come on, Grandpa, put your phone down...you’re such a Golden Millennial!

by DressageKat January 7, 2020


#hashtag millennialing

When someone sees a Millennial doing something typically clueless or unthought out, narcissistically expecting others to acquiesce to what they are doing instead of trying to respect that there are other people pursuing their interests as well. For instance walking through an intersection against a traffic light while simultaneously holding a text conversation they are engrossed in. One could call it "#hashtag millennialing" This can include any oblivious actitivies. Yes it is a double hashtag... This is due to the millennial tendancy to hashtag everything WAY too much. Over hashtaging is another example for using "#hashtag millennialing"

Hailey just came down and told us to keep quiet because she has to work in the morning. It's 930pm... That bitch holds a regular Thursday night house party upstairs that goes till 330am... She's #hashtag millennialing.

Ethan put like 57 hashtags on this Instagram post of his breakfast... What does his half eaten omelette have to do with #Manbuns? Seriously... #hashtag millennialing!

by Seafest42 April 8, 2017

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conforming millennial

A gen X or older person who has embraced the millennial life style.

That cougar is definitely a conforming millennial.

by SweetD919 August 10, 2018