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' Minecraft Is What Minecraft is, so DONT FUCKING FORGET '
Minecraft is a sandbox'ish' indie game created by mojang, who was originally lead by Marcus persson or 'notch'.
The game had no real objective but to survive and have fun doing an almost infinite possibilities untill update 1.1 ( non-beta ) with the realease of the ENDER DRAGON, a mob named after an earlier mob, endermen.
In its alpha release in 2009, it gained some attention as a game with exponential promise as a game. In 2010 it became beta and well-known, and in its final beta stages in 2011 is was a world-famous game. It left beta in early 2012,
leaving the beta tag and going to ' 1.0 '.
in early 2012, notch left the minecraft crew to do another game, which i wont say. He left ' Jebb ' his roommate, to own the game. Most people say Jebb ruined minecraft, but ill let you decide 'yes' or 'no'
Minecraft is an ' indie ' game though some strongly disagree
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When you're fucking doggy style, then you yell "Creeper" and stick it in her ass right before she screams "Aww man"
I finally got my girl to try anal by Minecrafting her last night.
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An incredibly great survival/building game where you punch trees at first and then after a while.... DIAMOND EVERYTHING!!!
buildman2342:omg this guy grifed my hose omg omg
griefman252:HAHAHAHLOLOLOLTROLOLO
griefman252 has been banned
Admin23:Idiot.
Minecraft.
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A game where blocks sit in the air and you see Herobrine every 6.3 seconds just so that you have a new conspiracy theory video to post on YouTube and cows ride pigs but it looks like humping after a hangover.
Player 1: Yo let play Minecraft.
Player 2: Cool we like dat Minecraft.
***8.43 SECONDS INTO PLAYING IN A WORLD***
Player 1: Shit I see Herobrine.
Player 2: Let's post on YouTube.
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A game where everything is made of 1 meter cubed blocks.
There are 4 modes:
Survival: Gather resources, build a house, fight health and hunger, kill the Ender Dragon.
Adventure: Same as Survival but you can't destroy blocks.
Hardcore: Survival with no respawning
Creative: Build anything with unlimited resources, free flying, and no health or hunger.
Minecraft is awesome
Current version: 1.3.2
The new 1.4 update in Minecraft will have leather armor and wolf collars that can be dyed, cobblestone walls, item frames, new potions, carrots and golden carrots along with potatoes and baked potatoes, beacons, zombie villagers, bats, witches and more!!
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I just died 3 times by a creeper and killed 781 zombies in Minecraft
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what you do instead of fortnight.
Minecraft: i dont like fortnite
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