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Mortal Kombat (verb) :- To chain a succession of sexual finishers that run in a specific order:
1) A Donkey Punch
2) Angry Pirate
3) Spiderman
4) Strawberry Milkshake
5) Pearl Necklace
6) Frosty Hitler
7) Superman Punch
In essence, one is "finishing" one's opponent.
"FINISH HER! MORTAL KOMBAT! Fatality..."
"Yeah, Steven I Mortal Kombated that bitch last night."
"That slut is so into Mortal Kombat."
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A tablet ecstasy drug which has the mortal kombat logo on it and is mixed with legal drugs (sugar, caffeine, etc.)
John took mortal kombat and got high.
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Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.
"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."
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Mortal Pwnage is the sound that emerges from a victors mouth after annhiliating one's opponent on a FPS game.
You've just creamed your friend sooooo harshly and humiliated him on Halo that you turn round and scream "Morrrrrrrrtalllllllll Pwwwwwnage!" whilst flipping him the finger.
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mere mortal (noun): Everybody, except me.
It is fun to watch mere mortals learn Chinese arithmetic.
How did all these mere mortals get on the long yellow bus?
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a lifelong enemy, where your "enemyship" is so strong that over the years the two of you have become close friends in an awkward sort of way. The two of you of course would die rather than be seen smiling together in a photo on Facebook.
Chrissy is my mortal enemy...we hate each other's guts but we also know that it's not a great outcome if we fail that upcoming exam, so we'll just pretend to be nice for a little bit and then go back to our standard relationship when it's all done and dusted"
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A recent popular term to refer to the intention of becoming intoxicated from heavy alcohol consumption. Generally used by the lesser educated and/or millennial generation as the phrase itself "getting mortal" literally translates as "becoming exactly the same as i currently am" as, after all, everyone with the exception of John Wick is mortal.
Overexcited girl: "Tell you what guys I cant wait for tonight im getting mortal"
Educated friend: "You mean your immortal, you can't die?"
Overexcited girl: "What?"
Educated friend: "Twat."
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