muffining

When an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. This can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.

Did you guys see Flax muffining? You think he would stayed OP before the wedding day.

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muffin

a classic name of your local drug dealer to keep things under cover with out saying his real name

"did muffin get any more crack in lately?"
"who is muffin?"
"dave, dave asked me to call him muffin from now on"

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Muffinism

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen

Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)

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Muffin

n. A code used in conversation that is between two people to leave the third person out of the loop that they are actually talking about him/her.

Radio; So man, I can get a girl to fuck tonight for sure. But she's a little more.. bigger..

Jeff; How much bigger?

Radio; She is here now, let's have a code for a yes and no

Jeff; Muffin is bad and cupcake is good.
<i>ugly woman drivers up and comes out of car, Jeff turns to Radio with frown and eyes closed.</i>
Jeff; MUFFIN!

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muffin

In the act of going down on a womans pussie similar to Muff Diving

My mum caught me muffin

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muffins

when a girl's fat is hanging off and out of their pants.

that girls jeans were way to tight and i really did not want to see those muffins

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muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

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