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The gasses of an expelled fart that are stuck marinating between butt cheeks for an extended period, then released.
The contents of which may or may not contain solid or liquid material.
His fart smells like the breath of a decomposed mummy that’s been buried in a tomb for 5000 years. Mummy’s breath almost smells like the mummy crapped his pants before he died!
An intimate sexual act of wrapping the receiving partner in bath tissue before glazing them with bodily fluids, usually semen and phlegm, until they harden into a mummy-like statue. Successful attempts often take several hours and may require up to a week of semen retention prior.
The Pecan Mummy has become a yearly tradition for Kathy and I on our anniversary.
excliamation used to express shock or suprise many used in N.Ireland
Oh mummy like I was scundered last nite when i feel in front off all them wee boys
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A sexual act involving the penis being wrapped with a fruit-by-the-foot or strips of fruit leather in order to be used as a condom during intercourse. After ejaculation, the fruit leather is removed from the penis and eaten by either or both partners.
"...she wouldn't have sex without a condom and there weren't any in the house...I had no choice but to give her a mummy yummy..."
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An attractive, healthy, and very sexy mother! Usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. Yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.
Isn't that woman a hottie? She's a yummy mummy!
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(verb) extension of the toes while sleeping so that the toenails rake the skin of a bed partner, producing an unpleasant sensation for that partner.
"When we spoon, he has the horrible habit of mummy-clawing me in my sleep with his crusty toenails."
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Similar to a Zombie Mask, the Mummy Mask is completed by giving a female a temporarily blinding facial. Once said female has been blinded, she will get up and stumbled around the room with her arms raised searching and moaning for a towel.
The variation between a Zombie Mask and a Mummy Mask occurs when amidst her Zombie stumble, you throw pieces of toilet paper into her face, thus giving her the appearance of a mummy.
Bro, did I see a mummy coming out of your room last night?
No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
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