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Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.
Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.
They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.
And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.
I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.
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1. a really sweet, passionate, smart, attractive, hard-working, funny, all-around amazing guy
2. someone who makes a girl feel like a queen
3. someone a girl would want to cuddle and/or talk with and/or share ice cream and/or a movie with
4. someone a girl would really want to kiss and/or make love to
5. someone who cooks and sings really well
6. someone who likes going places with is girlfriend
7. someone who likes going nowhere with his girlfriend
8. someone who tries really hard to make everything perfect for his honey, even though he doesn't have to at all
9. someone a girl is so lucky to have or call her own
10. someone really really cute and still really really hot
::sigh:: that mushy poola is just so dreamy. he's like a dreamboat. he makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside. he just writes me the sweetest emails. AND he just bought me a soft scarf and yummy pad thai. i'm going to have 10,000 babies with him.
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A penis after sex that is no longer hard.
After I came, I just kept jamming my mushy willow inside of her.
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A game in which a group of people gather round a buscuit. They then proceed to pull down their trousers, whip out their cocks and masturbate furiously. The idea is to splooge onto the buscuit as fast as you can. The last person to ejaculate onto the buscuit is forced to eat it.
Speaker A: "Hey guys, let's play us some Mushy Buscuit!"
Group: "Alright!"
Speaker B: "Ugh...Ugh...Ahhh...Alright!"
Speaker A: "Ahhhh...Aw, thank god."
Speaker C: "Wait, you guys are done already? ...Fuck."
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A failed #dockingstation, when you go to poop inside her vagina and instead squirt on her cervix
My girlfriend wasn’t happy that I had turned the docking station into a mushy tushy
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Two idiots laying under the stars while cuddling
Man these two are really mushy gushy
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That look on one's face after waking up, similar to that of a baby or of a puppy after waking up, just not quite having that awake yet look.
Hey, did you just wake up? You look mushy-faced.
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