to be scammed by a green energy grifter
Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.
A small ball of poop stuck to the hairs of the anus, like a dingleberry, covered in cocaine that your lover picks off.
Andy: Duuuuude, I had a giant musk berry from last night.
Chad: Were you musked last night?
to overpromise and underdeliver. Derives from Elon Musk's fantastic ideas that sound good on paper. Such as boring tunnel which is a massive hazard, or cyber truck and roadster that were showcased but are still nowhere to be seen.
Germany wants to elon musk military aid to Ukraine.
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The world's oldest child. Making the Model S price $69,420 USD which is hilarious.
Elon Musk is the world's oldest child.
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a 50 year old man who still thinks the number 69420 is funny and try to connect brain to the intrernet and takes childrens childhood memories and replaces them tesla car ads. he is philanthropy basically falls into 3 parts
step 1 pledge to help step 2 enjoy the free media praise step 3 dont actually do anything to help. the guy is more interested in getting cars on board computer screens to play minecraft then he is in the cars most important saftey feautures. the guy also makes sleeping drugs and acohol which leads to brain damage . he also thinks he csn implement hs laws on mars and be the emperor of another planet.... dream on brain dead minus four hundred iq retard
elon musk sucks watch the video
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The foggy substance created by ripping toilet paper and shit logs to shreds while plunging, obstructing one's view of the toilet hole and therefore making the job roughly 49.67% harder to perform.
"Man, I gotta wait for all that plunge musk to settle so I can see what I'm dealin with."
The distinct, pungent perfume that secretes from your nether regions when you peel back your spandex after a xc race.
Suzy was coming home after a hard race, but found her house to herself. No one wanted to be there to catch any mando musk