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1. A popular old skool kids series.
2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid
1. Whoah, dude teenage mutant hero turtles is on, it rocks, I haven't seen it since I was a kid!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!
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In the year 2, there were nine Seattles, one fell to the king of MAM. And then this three came out of the T. The end and it killed them and they died. There were seven fries on the box sprawled out in the table. reaching through time. touching the steel ones with salet. I reached, he reached. Saliva flowed and a thousand dogs dies in an instant SINGLe. word tur ie it be.
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When theres a person that is a mix in betweem scene/prep.
"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"
"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."
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Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.
Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
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The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!
It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
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SCHS class of 05 homecoming 03-04
"have you ever seen a turtle get down"
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These guys are NOT ninja!
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
Example? Watch the damn tv show!
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