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that one guy who’s his girls’ bitch and smiles like a serial killer
Have you seen Zeke Myers? He’s been bending over backwards for his new girlfriend and everytime he smiles i feel like he’s planning something
A fictional character who has an obsession with Caillou.
Melanie Myers is watching Caillou AGAIN wtf
An official personality test you can take that measures how introverted/extroverted you are
No wonder she's the life of the party, the myers-briggs test said she extroverted af.
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A town much like any other in south Florida that mainly consists of golf loving, leather skin having elders as well as the families that follow in their foot steps. It's a great mixture of gentrification/tasteless architecture. Lack of SPF is a common trend here as well as having the hope of always wanting to leave. Fort Myers is for that and many other reasons, called Fort Misery. And rightfully so. We have a surprisingly large amount of LGBT+ people here which is beautiful but since the town has a habit of tearing down local gay bars we typically have a choice of Rascal's (Bad drag and a community that would rather tear each other down than build each other up) or the other one in cape coral which escapes my mind currently, and well always since the only thing I remember from that place which was the lack of substance and the fact that the bar had a reward on they won that mentioned "alternative lifestyle". Overall the weather is great and if you find the right area you can always find some amazing local nature, historical sites, and cruising spots.
Them: "Where are you from?"
Me(reluctantly): "Fort Myers"
Them: "Where is that?"
Me: "Exactly"
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The most amazing person you'll ever meet! He's someone who is always there for you no matter what or how bad things get. He's smart, kind, really good looking, funny, and a all around amazing person. He's the kind of person who you fall for in just a day and it will take a long time to get over him. He is the kind of person who when you think of him all the bad things go away and it's only him. He makes you feel like your the most amazing thing he's ever seen.
I love you Ethan
,Sasha
Ethan Myers is perfect in every single way!
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Term used for an extremly large penis in length.
Peter: baby i got that oscar myer!
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an amazing girl that is warm at heart and is beautiful in every aspect. if you get one never leave
"wow Anna Myers looks amazing today"
"no Anna allays looks amazing and she so nice too"
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