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Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021


mystery burns

the character mystery burns from renightmare

dawg. mystery burns is kinda fine

by xanner May 13, 2021


Mystery Chum

A mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.

Usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.

Trevor: "Dude I just made some mystery chum last night!"

Tony: "Sick! What's in it?"

Trevor: "Peach Schnapps, Gin and Tequilla!"

Tony: "Your one dirty fucker!"

by mysterchummaker September 6, 2009

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Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.

Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.

by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


mystery meat

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.

Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

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Mystery Blinker

The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)

Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.

by IsraelHands09 December 23, 2010

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Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle

The use of googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, the google-spawn that gives you four google search pages in one window, to open Mystery Google four times. Normally used in conjunction with acquiring awesome missions from people, or giving various missions in a short amount of time.

Tired of only getting one mission at a time, Dan decided to use Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle and get four missions at once.

by TheTrueRonin November 30, 2009

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