One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.
Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't
Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*
the character mystery burns from renightmare
dawg. mystery burns is kinda fine
A mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.
Usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.
Trevor: "Dude I just made some mystery chum last night!"
Tony: "Sick! What's in it?"
Trevor: "Peach Schnapps, Gin and Tequilla!"
Tony: "Your one dirty fucker!"
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A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.
Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.
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The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.
Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.
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The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)
Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.
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The use of googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, the google-spawn that gives you four google search pages in one window, to open Mystery Google four times. Normally used in conjunction with acquiring awesome missions from people, or giving various missions in a short amount of time.
Tired of only getting one mission at a time, Dan decided to use Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle and get four missions at once.
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