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Dover is a small town about 2 miles long located in NJ. Dover is a town where everybody talks, and everybody listens, but somehow, the truth just always comes up missing. Everyone knows everybody's business within an hour, or a day, that it happens. Most of the kids in Dover smoke weed or get drunk because there is nothing else to do. The weekends consist of local house parties where you are bound to see atleast 30 people you know. if you go to enough parties, you'll notice that it's always the same people. If you live in Dover, you know that Blackwell street is where all the mexicans hang out. Blackwell is usually reffered to in jokes where a person can go to prostitue on a corner. Dover is full of kids who think they are hardcore thugs that can freestyle. This is a town that likes to think it is tough rather than actually be about it. The majority of the girls in Dover are hoes and the majority of the guys are dumbasses.
All the hardcore thug drop outs live in Dover NJ
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A classy town that only poor, ghetto people dislike. Wayne has so much to offer, if you don't like it, go away.
Pretty much if you live in wayne, you're rich.
Damn, those people live in wayne nj, they must be LOADED. I wish I could be as cool as them!
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Appears to be a small, over populated town with too many bored police officers looking to bust kids for everything from talking on their cell phones in their cars that their parents bought them to buying alcohol with a fake ID at the Vineyard to going 120 in a 65 mph zone on the way to LBI. Kids start smoking pot and drinking as early as 6th grade and are damn proud of it. We're not snobs, we're just better than you. Shawnee kids party harder than most decent colleges and know it. We graduate highschool with the knowledge of bong ripping, beer funneling, shot pounding, and drunk driving. And we HATE school because, well, the administation and faculty are heartless, braindead, assholes. We know the backroads to any shore and go there constantly, especially in the wintertime. We frequent Camden and party in the parking lot, returning home unscathed, because we're fearless. We've all been to a bonfire in the woods somewhere, and we all know that kid who can hook us up with any drug imaginable. If it weren't for the Super Wawa and Riv we'd go hungry. We know that Wednesday night means all-you-can-eat at Pics on Rt 206. Everyone in Medford is either there to stay forever and doomed for eternity or WANTS OUT.
Medford's beat, and the cops are sketch. Let's go to the shore.
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Vernon, NJ is a small town where the only attraction or place to go is mountain creek water park / ski resort. All of the locals work at mountain creek at minimum wage and most of the people are high school kids who never got a degree. The rest of the locals work at pizzarias, any diner that hasnt burned down or maybe the local bar. Half the people who graduate from vernon highschool are dead from overdosing on drugs, snowboarding accidents, or they have 3 to 4 kids by now. Anyone who grew up in Vernon knows its a trash town and if you stay there you will end up loser scum, which they mostly are. The plus side is theres a run down playboy club where the locals get drugs from and the police are always around. Besides going to the town over to highland lakes, to be a hick and fish and offroad at cherry ridge illegally. Most of the people in vernon own shitty cars or jeeps and do drugs at the "condos" aka "condo rats" where they all hang out to be alcoholics at kites, the local bar, or smoke and be ignorant.
Where are you from?
Oh, Im from Vernon, NJ
Oh wheres that?
Ever heard of Morristown?
Yes I know where that is!
Its no where near that in the woods.
Oh.
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Bellville is a former tight knit italian community in essex county new jersey. 10 years ago belleville was known most for some mild oraganized crime and good pizza but know its mainly known for bloods and latin kings. The town has become very run down and by just driving around for 10 minutes if your not car jacked beore then, you would think you were in Newark. But if your a fan of the sopranos your in luck, most of the newark scenes were actually filmed in belleville(if thats a good thing) but all in alll belleville sucks. The schools are over run with gangs, guns, and violence. My son was fighting weekly in elementary school and forced to walk through metal detectors in middle and high school. We moved to lacy last year and it was the best decision we ever made, i would recommend living in belleville to no one and franly there are some better areas in newark.
esseex county and belleville nj should be avoided
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City in Northern New Jersey, located in Passaic County, in which it is the county seat. Third largest city in New Jersey with a population of over 150,000 people. The city is mostly Hispanic with a large Dominican, Puerto Rican, Colombian and Peruvian population, also large Black, Arab, Turkish, Caribbean, and, Italian population. Founded in 1792, as the nation's first planned industrial city, by Alexander Hamilton, the city is know as the "Silk City" for it's large amount of silk mills around the Great Falls.
Paterson, NJ, is a large city near NYC
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A town in central NJ where conformity, mediocrity and McMansions are prized above all else. Expect to be ostrocized if you do not:
-play soccer
-have blonde hilights
-relate to "The OC"
see also: 10th circle of hell
Typical day in Plainsboro: Wake up, spend 30 minutes straightening/gelling hair, go to school, remain in a cloud of insipidity for remainder of life.
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