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This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.
You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!
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A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
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A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.
That near death hottie over there is banging.
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A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.
Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.
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When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.
Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.
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abortion, when a baby is near birth
Mary had a near birth experience.
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