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when someone slits another guys throat and pulls his toung out of his neck to make it look like a necktie
that guy hit on my girlfriend so i gave him a californian necktie
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A term used in southern Nigeria when a white man is lynched for appearing superior.
i.e. A result of Eugenics
"Just look at him: He needs a Nigerian Necktie."
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The act of taking a dump, but holding that dump hanging out of your butt cheeks, then recieving a tit wank. Leaving the tit-wanker with a brown tie.
Ross: You and Cath done anything ravishing lately?
Dan: Didya see that Brown Necktie she had on the other day?
Ross: Oh yeah.
Dan: My work.
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The act of cutting the girl's throat, sticking your penis so far in her mouth that it comes out of the slit.
I got so sick of Sandy that I just gave her a Norwegian Necktie.
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when u wear ear plugs (which are attached with the help of a plastic string) around your neck with them tucked under your collar. Ear plugs are then generally tied in some fashion (either standard shoe-string bow. Or if you are feeling particularly ambitious and wish to go through the trouble of doing so, you may tie your ear plugs into a bow tie or simple neck tie. WARNING: Neck tie and Bow tie styles are not appropriate for all occasions, usually limited to meetings. So dress appropriately.)
General Labor Worker 1: Schreiber neckties are so handy so u don't loose your earplugs!
GLW 2: I know...but one day i showed up late for work and didn't have time to make a bow tie and i felt so underdressed when i showed up for the meeting...
GLW 1: Yeah that was awkward for everyone...major breech of protocol...
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An Alabama Necktie is a sexual activity that is preformed between two family members, typically between aunt and nephew. The procedure for this move includes tying a tie very tightly around the female (or male in some cases) and using a males penis to loosen the tie through deepthroat. A substitution may be made for lesbian Alabama Neckties, or for men with shmeat.
Cousin #1 : Aunt Elizabeth got me socks for Christmas so I gave her an Alabama necktie.
Cousin #2 : Lucky! I think she is next on my list for doing the Alabama Necktie.
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When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.
Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.
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