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Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

by kylieg17 March 5, 2017

52πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

by Rheptar. June 6, 2009

299πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


Shmeat

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

by Bustin' balls January 7, 2016

63πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Shmeat

A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.

Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat

by BIGBOY112 April 24, 2017

13πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Shmeat

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

by noshmeat January 26, 2011

48πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Shmeat

Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: β€œthat shmeat over there” or β€œdid you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: β€œI am shmeated right now” or β€œI just want to get shmeated”

That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.

by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019

9πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Shmeat

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006

27πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž