Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.
"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"
Punishing new comers on any gaming system ex:xbox live,play station.I was up all night punin newbs
A young "newb" to a particular online environment. Or a "newb" known to be specifically whorish.
Wow, Ninja2k is a real newb tart.
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A newb is someone who is prestige one or below in COD (Call Of Duty) killing a newb is an easy way of Prestiging.
A newb is someone who is really bad at the game or who has just started the game.
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'Uber' is a German term that's become popular by people in North America (and perhaps other regions, I wouldn't know because I only live in North America). While it really means "above" or "superior to", people use it to mean "very". 'Newb' is the truncation of "newbie" an internet term generally used to describe people who are inexperienced in the workings of the site they are currently on, or with a computer game, but it's gaining popularity offline, and can refer to people who are new to anything. In the context that I use it below, it is both referring to the said person's developing understanding of the specific site, as well as their limited knowledge of literary and poetry work. The inclusion of the prefix "uber" meant that they seemed less certain of things than is usual of the average newb with the same amount of exposure to the website.
"If you're into poetry try Rudyard Kipling, or check out my poems."
"I can't find your poem called Rudyard Kipling. I can only see the most recent poems on the front page. How d'you find the rest?"
"Wow, you're like an UBER-NEWB, huh?
If you want to see the rest of my poetry, you click the button 'Gallery' right below the five poems that are on the front page.
And Rudyard Kipling's a poet, not the name of one of my poems."
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1. A person who is equal to or as skilled as ben
2. A poor sport who whines about everything
thinks he is the best.... Dude you are such a ben, you couldn't hit the wall if you were surrounded by them.
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A person who is bad at writing essays so all of their essays end up being courier newed.
Oh, wow. What a courier newb!
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