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Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".
The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.
Also known as a reverse 69. It is a 69 however the male is on top which creates a plunging effect into the mouth like a Norwegian whale dive. Alas the name Norwegian 69.
John didn't like having a b-hole on his nose so he performed a Norwegian 69.
A trip organised with an ex-partner with the motive to shag each other relentlessly for the duration of holiday. Usually very little walking takes place while away.
I don't think Loz is ready to take her Norwegian Walking till he's over her.
The Norwegian Army every winter invites the coolest American soldiers to train with them in cross country skiing and avoiding the yellow snow. Even if you miss the person, wearing a reindeer sweater won't bring them back any sooner.
I was going to give my friend a massage but then the Norwegian Exchange came along and gave me some hairy dude named Hans.
Adjective used to describe a something that is uber hip or cool, by referencing the Norwegian Curling team's choice of stylish and popular uniform pants in the 2010 Olympic Games.
Lindsey: Those new sunglasses are Norwegian tight.
The act of farting under the covers and lifting said covers, thus wafting the noxious fumes in your partner's face. Used as an alternative to the dutch oven, it has a higher success rate due to the decreased amount of required effort.
My girlfriend pulled a norwegian smoker on me last night after having beans for dinner.
When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.
No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."