Big Oil

A pejorative term for the 6 major oil (petroleum) companies. These companies are ExxonMobil, Royal Dutch Shell, BP, Chevron Corporation, ConocoPhillips, and Total S.A.

Looks like Big Oil stocks are up today.

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oil rig

noun-
1) a water pipe equipped with a nail (made of Ti, boro glass, or quartz) used to vaporize marijuana concentrates such as hash oil or BHO.

When Jimmy used his new oil rig, he took seven dabs and then ate two pizzas all by himself.

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coconut oil

The best all natural lube out there.

Hey babe.... U get the coconut oil?

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Maiden Oil

pussy juice

Son: "My finger has a cut!"
Dad: "Stick it in some Maiden Oil!"

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Patchouli oil

Oil from a bushy herb of the mint family with small, pale pink-white flowers. Often used by Hippies to cover up the scent of body odor and/or Cannabis use. Celebrity fitness trainer Vinnie Tortorich uses the phrase "Patchouli oil" as a derogatory term for people who shop at whole food grocery stores and smell like the oil and willingly overpay to maintain the appearance of moral superiority through conspicuous consumption.

That dude with the man bun who smells like Patchouli oil just came out of that whole foods store with 2 bags, or about $400 worth, of natural snacks that are all terrible for your health.

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Space Oil

Any type of resource used by science fiction civilizations to generate electricity or to power FTL devices of any kind.
The rarity of the resource is unimportant, but it is most of the time rare or difficult to exploit.
The difficulty is generated by the native (alien or human), by the environment or the extraction method.

Those blue fucks are hogging all the space oil with there big ass tree.

hemp oil

Hemp oil (hemp seed oil) is oil obtained by pressing hemp seeds. Cold pressed, unrefined hemp oil is dark to clear light green in color, with a nutty flavor. The darker the color, the grassier the flavour. It should not be confused with hash oil, a tetrahydrocannabinol-containing oil made from the Cannabis flower.

Typically used by people who don’t wanna get High off weed (HAH, wimps,) but wanna feel better

My grandpa uses this shit all the time

Shithead: yo-yo yo Emily have you tried this new hemp oil?
Emily: hell no I use weed instead, it’s more fun!
Shithead: ok ass wipe, have fun instantly dying because that’s how weed works durrrhurrrrr!
Emily: aight karen,