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A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
Man, 'Old Man Jankins' a prick...
A bar whose primary clientele consists of older men, most of whom are married and go to an old man bar to get away from their wives. Most old man bars are spartanly furnished, and prices tend to be cheaper than average. There is a large overlap with "beer and shot" bars. Most old man bars are working class, as upper class men that age will congregate in country clubs or more upscale drinking establishments.
My unlce always goes to Jack's Tavern, but my aunt doesn't care because it's just an old man bar. He is not going to meet any women there.
The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins
person1:My Grandpa has blue ropes on the back of his hands
person2:You mean old man veins
Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat
an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.
"richard gere, patrick swayze, liam and noel gallagher,
johnny depp, etc... well old man fit!"