dope

1.) A word (derogatory) that implies someone is stupid or reckless.
2.) A term for drugs (most commonly heroin or cannabis).

1.) Jeremy walked into a phone booth, what a dope!

2.) Hey kids, let's go smoke some dope!

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lava floor

a game young children make up where they usually put cushions on the floor and have to jump only on those cushions to get to certain places.

john: if you jump on the lava you will die
bob: that why i not going to jump on the lava floor.

The editors can go fuck themselves

A phrase everyone thinks when they submit a word which gets declined.

TRUE STORY
I wrote a not rude and not aggressive word and i expected it to be submitted... To my shock it was declined. So...I sent it again and well...it was declined again!

The editors can go fuck themselves.

Also, if you're an editor and you're reading this, I hope you are one of the good ones...otherwise take your laptop and shove it straight up your candy ass (check out The Rock) ;)

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the rich bitch

a phrase used by people who know a women, who is rich and is a bitch. Often enough the woman will be snobby which gives her the 'bitch' part.

rich snobby woman: I bet you struggle paying your bills

that woman is now classed as the rich bitch by people who know her.

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long balls

something really boring and seemingly never ending. It can also be used for perfunctory tasks.

doing the housework is long balls

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Gnat

Those evil looking things you see on the ceiling. On occasions you will see a gnat, get real close to so you can kill it, and then suddenly realise it's a moth! This is all part of the Gnats plan...It will now stick his menacing probe in any part of your body and you won't even realise.

Whilst you are chilling out listen to some David Bowie:

Peter: Have you heard Beauty And The Beast yet? It's in the Heroes album.
Stephen: AGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Peter: What is it?
Stephen: It's a gnat!!!! Get under the covers quick!
Peter: (heroically) No don't worry, I shall exterminate it!
Stephen: Oh you hero!
Peter: No, wait it's a moth.

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One Eyed

Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...

Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!

Example of someone being One Eyed

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